Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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It's one of those nights every mum and dad dreads - when their child just WON'T go to sleep.

And with twins you're in for twice the trouble, like when two-year-olds Andrew and Ryan decide it's not quite bedtime just yet.


But what may have been an irritating evening for the parents, turns into a hilarious two-minute clip of the boys' antics.
The footage, recorded on a home monitoring system by two New York parents, shows the boys constantly crawling out of their cribs.
They toddle around their room, pull their pillows and mattresses out of their cribs, and create make-shift mats to somersault on to.
They then take a short break on the sofa, before getting back to business jumping around the room and slowly turning it upside down.
But when parents Jonathan and Susana arrive partway through the video, they put the boys back in their cribs and clean up.
Only as soon as they leave, the boys are back at it, creating another pile of pillows to jump around on and having rests on the couch.
It's not long before mum and dad are back, pleading for the boys to go to sleep and cleaning up after them.

Yet surprise surprise, as soon as they leave the toddlers are back on their feet.
But this time they have had enough partying, and decide to have a chat on the sofa before finally deciding it's getting a bit late.
They climb into their cribs and fall asleep, not knowing their antics would end up being watched by people all over the world.
Jonathan later decided to post the video on Facebook, and has been 'overwhelmed by the outpouring of love' ever since, with it going viral.
Painstakingly for him and Susana, the night was not a one-off, and is something they have had to put up with for about three months.
They have now 'slowly removed everything and bolted the furniture to the walls'.
Recently they switched their kids' cribs to beds for one night as an experiment, only to find them 'nonstop all night'.
Source: Mirror

These funny motivational stories will give your attitude a little nudge in the right direction. They are also guaranteed to put a smile on your face and may even make you chuckle.


1. The Dean Schooled Them


One night four college kids stayed out late, partying and having a good time. They paid no mind to the test they had scheduled for the next day and didn’t study. In the morning, they hatched a plan to get out of taking their test. They covered themselves with grease and dirt and went to the Dean’s office. Once there, they said they had been to a wedding the previous night and on the way back they got a flat tire and had to push the car back to campus.

The Dean listened to their tale of woe and thought. He offered them a retest three days later. They thanked him and accepted his offer.hat time.

When the test day arrived, they went to the Dean. The Dean put them all in separate rooms for the test. They were fine with this since they had all studied hard. Then they saw the test.

It had 2 questions.

1) Your Name __________ (1 Points)
2) Which tire burst? __________ (99 Points)
Options – (a) Front Left (b) Front Right (c) Back Left (d) Back Right

The lesson: always be responsible and make wise decisions.

2. The Right Place

A mother and a baby camel were lying around under a tree.

Then the baby camel asked, “Why do camels have humps?”

The mother camel considered this and said, “We are desert animals so we have the humps to store water so we can survive with very little water.”

The baby camel thought for a moment then said, “Ok…why are our legs long and our feet rounded?”

The mama replied, “They are meant for walking in the desert.”

The baby paused. After a beat, the camel asked, “Why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes they get in my way.”

The mama responded, “Those long thick eyelashes protect your eyes from the desert sand when it blows in the wind.

The baby thought and thought. Then he said, “I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protect my eyes from the desert then why in the Zoo?”

The Lesson: Skills and abilities are only useful if you are in the right place at the right time. Otherwise they go to waste.

3. On God’s Time

A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.

The man asked, “God, what’s a million years to you?” and God said, “A minute.”

Then the man asked, “Well, what’s a million dollars to you?” and God said, “A penny.”

Then the man asked, “God…..can I have a penny?” and God said, “Sure…..in a minute.”